Sooooo I’ve had another one of those weeks where I have had no time to write, or edit. Ok Ok not entirely true… I have about 3.5 blogs that I have been writing on and off all week but they need editing, and tonight I don’t feel like freakin editing.
I’m too damn tired.
I did have a date with the Ice Cream Man (sorry that post isn’t edited yet) tonight but it’s been postponed till next week and the truth is I’m a little pleased about that. Last night I met up with a very dear friend at a local sex club, where I met the most lovely German woman who won’t get out of my head, and had a most lovely night, but a late lovely night, and today I hustled my ass off at work. I’m soooo done for today I can feel my eyes and brain slipping into coma mode. Yet here I am.. me and my lil sausage fingers typing away.
All week this I have been in love with my life. I fucking love it, and it’s just getting better and better. There were moments this week where I’ve said something aloud and did a double take on my own words because I can’t believe this is my life.. HA! I am soo grateful and sooo in love with my life and all the muthafuckas attached to it, truly I love my people. All of them.
So that is what this post is.. a collection of things I have said, or have been said to me during the course of this week… that I am able to remember. Enjoy my lovelies:
“Soooo is that a green light on being able to crowd surf the midget?” – Me
“I need to organize the cock shots in my phone, it’s getting to the point where I don’t know who is who anymore.” – Me
“To be honest, Nonna I really don’t give a fuck” – Me
“It’s Monday…not even noon… I’ve cum at my desk, found pot in my console and a 20 in my purse…SWEET JEEZUS AM I FUCKING DYING??” – Me
“I really do want the Buffalo Wing thing, but I’ve committed to watching this whole fisting/pissing thing can we do the wing thing Fri, and the piss/fist thing Wed?” – Me
“MMMMM those pickles” – Me
“Spit on the bitch and that may earn ya the privilege to lick my pussy ..maybe” – Me
“Throughout all time and space the invisible Mithril chain will always keep us as One Daddy. Always xoxoxoxo” – Me
“Don’t cry. Piss. And no more Jack” – Me
“You make me horny/happy” – BigBadDaddy (again non edited blog)
“Who do you want to run this show me or you? Me? Then shut the fuck up” – Me
“If you take that gawddamn eye out I’m fucking outta here” – Me
“Oh like what your sister calls a gunt?” - My Mom
“Hi is that a TARDIS in your window?” – Me
“It’s a chance to watch a double fisting/pissing scene.. I’m having a hard time understanding your hesitation. It’s just not computing.” – Me
Son:Mom can I have mini eggs?
Me: No.
Son: Can I have mini eggs?
Me: No.
Son:Can I have mini eggs?
Me: No, but you can have a punch in the face instead.
Son: Soooo if I take it like a man..then can I have the Mini Eggs?
Me: Run kid..fuckin run.
“I fuckin love my city” – Me
“Shut. Your. Beautiful. Face.” – Me
“You know it’s a fanfuckintastic burger when you have to take your jewelry off to eat it” – Me
“See you need to bring your cock with you every where, you just never know when you are gonna need it” – Me
“I might be funny my dear but in the morning you’ll be fucking sexy with great tits and I’ll be tired. Winston Churchill Virtual Quote” – My Dark Uk man. (again unedited blog)
See why I love my life??
Ya as you can see there are “new to my blog” people moving around in my life. I will fill everyone in soon enough, but for now some are actually new to my world, and some have been there for a year or two but for whatever reasons just started to be more of a presence. Who knows where it will all go, I don’t think too much about it.. it’s all just moments and I just gonna live ‘em as they come baby.
Now if you will excuse me, there is a bath tub, a bath bomb and a fatty calling my name.
~Syn~
Oh yeah he really said that. I was howling
Did your son really say that? If so, you’ve raised him right!
You are quite the fun one aren’t you! Let me have one of those mini eggs and lets watch that scene… Now I am curious!
Yeah girl!